I’ve spent about a month on dating apps. The first was Tinder, which I installed in the car, after seeing Erin’s ice dancing competition. Then it was Coffee meets Bagel, then it was Ok Cupid and Zoosk (paid $100USD for this crap), and most recently, I decided to go all the way, and downloaded Bumble and Happn as well. 6 apps altogether!
But I’ve only been on 3 dates. First one was Fin, and it was pretty good considering. Then it was Andrew, which didn’t work out. Then there was Blake, who was so genuine and sweet, but is basically the opposite of me.
I was going to tell him that I change my mind about having a second date, but he called me instead to texting me, and caught me off guard.
So I still went on a date with him, tonight. I really wasn’t super excited. I already knew that we had nothing in common. Though part of me hoped to be proved wrong.
He worked 10 hours today, so he was beat. Then he went to the gym. Then he decided to not take a nap and just came to see me. But we ate locally, at a sushi place called Giwa. It was quite ghetto but tasted alright.
I wanted to check once more if Blake was cute, but he insisted on sitting next to me again. It was kinda cute that he has this habit though. I have it too but I don’t force it on first/second date.
He was wearing a hat, which made it even harder to tell if I like his face or not.
We had so little to talk about. That rarely happens. Just yesterday Ty and I couldn’t talk enough. This morning, Angela, Cate, Jo and I had a 3 hour meeting and talked the entire time. We had so much fun.
We drove to Burnaby Mountain, and it was packed. I just realized it was probably because the Northern Light was supposedly visible tonight. But I didn’t even wear my glasses or put contacts in tonight.
We got out of the car and walked around. It was cold.
I realized I have been here before, and had outdoor sex with Nicolas. It was actually good, as far as I can remember.
Blake and I joked about doing it right there, despite there being so many people including kids around.
We started making out in the middle of a path. It wasn’t super steamy though…I just wasn’t super attracted to him. We made out some more while standing on the grass by the path, and decided to go to his place.
I wasn’t super thrilled, but thought, well, maybe he can impress me in bed. I also imagined that he’d have a nice body, at least similar to his Tinder photo.
So he lives in a basement with a roommate. It wasn’t a great place, but wasn’t terrible.
He started off sucking on my toe, which was a surprise. He happened to choose my toe with the toenail fucked up by playing volleyball. He didn’t seem to notice, and said I had cute feet. No one has ever sucked on my toes before. It felt nice.
Then he went to rinse off his mouth, thankfully. And maybe washed up a bit. We started making out, and eventually took everything off, including my wig.
His body was, unfortunately, ab-less. His body shape wasn’t terrible, but overall, I was unimpressed. His original arm tattoos are ok, but he got a new tattoo on his chest, “Too hot”. It was not great.
The surprise though, was that he was not hard. After a while, he got hard for like a few minutes, and came quickly.
We tried again, and he never got hard again. He said it was because he’s been having sex while high on cocaine for the past 10 years, so he was surprised that he even came the first time.
That’s another thing. On our first date, he told me that he was clean now, that he used to do cocaine but no more, because he has grown up. Today, he told me that he lied. He had been clean since he saw me (3 weeks).
Technically I don’t think he lied, but still…I was under the impression that he was sober longer.
His dick was quite small. Probably smaller than all guys I’ve been with, except the Asian guy. I can still feel it, while it was briefly hard, but it was small.
He was good at finding my g-spot with his hand though!
He asked to see me on Saturday, but I said I have tentative plans. He asked me what tentative meant…
He asked if I wanted to see him again. I said I was trying to decide. He said we can be casual. Well, if there’s no (good) sex, what’s the point?
So that’s that..
I’m talking to a few guys these days. It helps me not feel too disappointed when one guy falls through.
I’m talking to Mario from Zoosk, Sam from OKC, 3 guys from Bumble, 2 guys from Tinder, and also there’s a new match from Happn.
So 7 guys, plus one match.
I don’t think any of them will pan out though. I want to meet a fellow successful ASMer, who is rich, understands me, and location independent!
