Things I don’t like about Jeffrey

I just read my “Dream Guy” article. Written on Feb 12, 2017. That’s 2 days before I met Jeffrey. It’s 3 days after Jeff and I ended.

I read it and I cried. Jeffrey is pretty much all of it. 95%. Plus he has cool characteristics that I didn’t expect, like being so outgoing and wanting to know my friends.

But, to be perfectly honest, I had doubts about him.

1. I don’t always have a lot of fun with him. Somehow it’s often boring to be with him. I don’t know why. Like we are on different wave lengths.
2. His upper body is not hot. No pecs, thick waist, chest hair stubbles, slouchy shoulders
3. His jaw a bit too wide for me
4. His dick is curved
5. His balls are not symmetric
6. His balls hang super low
7. He isn’t very smart
8. He is very old fashioned in terms of furniture and tastes in decor
9. He is not the best kisser. Too much tongue
10. He is a bit boring in the bedroom
11. He checks his phone too often

I do love his blond hair and hair style. His loving personality. He is funny. He is tech-savvy. He is reasonably smart. He adores me. He compliments me. He thinks I’m a 10 out of 10. He thinks I’m beautiful bald. He is generous. He is kind. He is elegant. He is thoughtful. His dick is big. He has great stamina. He has a great smile. He has beautiful blue eyes. He has a good job, good career that he loves and is paid well for it. He is open to try new things such as yoga. He is tall. He has toned legs and arms. He is clean. He can cook. He is organized. He is efficient.

I’m gonna miss what we had, so much.